"Ah, I'm done here!" - Sean O'Brien on the World Cup prank he simply had to own
"I've got done badly."
Sean O'Brien will never forget his time in New Zealand for the 2011 World Cup, for a number of reasons.
The London Irish and Ireland back-row, who is hanging up his rugby boots at the end of this season, was part of a decent side, led by Declan Kidney, that beat the Wallabies at Eden Park and were looking set for a semi-final against France, until Wales cut them off at the knees.
Many of that squad would go on to win the 2014 and 2015 Six Nations, while seven players that were in New Zealand would help Ireland to a Grand Slam in 2018. There were a heap of lessons learned in New Zealand, on and off the field.
On JOE UK's House of Rugby [LISTEN from 11:30 below], O'Brien was joined by Alex Goode and Ben Earl as they recalled some of the best pranks they were involved in. O'Brien held his hands up about one that stung him good at that 2011 World Cup.
"We were in this bar... "
Sean O'Brien claimed his time in squads most saw pranks getting played on him. He was rarely one for revenge as it took too much time and planning.
Heading to that World Cup in New Zealand, he was 24, had made 11 Test appearances and was in around the international set-up for a little under two years. Young, free and single, too, he was really looking forward to the down-time in Queenstown before the big training sessions kicked in.
"We were in this bar. We went out on the piss, the first night we got there. The second day, a few of us went for another few beers.
"So we had three days of just chilling out, doing activities, and stuff. So, we were in this bar [Lone Star] and I met this Canadian girl, and these two Americans. There were a few of us chatting away, and whatever. Then we headed off, later that night.
"I had been chatting away to one them for a while and, I don't really remember the end of it but we all headed back to the hotel, anyway. But the next day, I got this message on my phone - 'Hey. It was good to meet you last night. Must catch up with you during the week for some dinner'."
"'Perfect,' I replied. 'It was lovely to meet you too'."
"But I couldn't remember exactly which one it was! I didn't remember exchanging numbers."
O'Brien then got stuck into the real World Cup prep in Queenstown, as Ireland prepared for their opening game against the USA. A couple of days later, his phone pinged again...
"Ah, I'm done here!"
Waiting for Sean O'Brien, as he finished up with another training session, was a message on his phone - 'Fancy meeting up tonight? I'm free.'
The flanker was quick to replay that he, too, was free.
"I'd nothing lose," he says. "I was a young fella! I was getting a bit giddy!
"So I got on my Sunday best clothes, after-shave all over me.
"At this stage, there were a couple more messages coming through, like, 'Can't wait to see you', 'Very excited'. I was thinking this was a bit strange. First time proper meeting someone.
"Rather than walking down the main street to where Lone Star was, I went up the back way and down around the back entrance. Well, just as I got there I heard this bit of a commotion at the back of a bus. I stepped to one side of the footpath, and about 25 of the squad were there, ready to jump out!
"I went, 'Ah, I'm done here!' So I went walking down towards them and they jumped out and started giving it loads! I just went red. And back to the hotel with me, with my tail between my legs. There was no woman, no dinner and no-one I had given my number to!"
Mike Ross, O'Brien's Leinster and Ireland teammate, was singled out as "the instigator" of the whole ruse.
Asked by Alex Goode if it was true that pictures may have been exchanged as part of the message thread, a laughing O'Brien strongly denied it. "I didn't send any pictures, anyway!"
So, while the England rugby squad were engaged in some dwarf-throwing contests in Queenstown, around the same time, the Ireland lads were focused on getting their kicks out of a young, giddy O'Brien.