WATCH: Kimbo Slice v Dada 5000 was exactly as abysmal as everyone expected
Bellator 149's co-main event delivered on its promise of being an absolute car crash of a fight.
However, that description maybe doing car crashes, as horrible as they are, a disservice as Kimbo Slice v Dada 5000 was a genuine contender for worst fight in the history of MMA... and that's including Matt Serra v complex carbohydrates.
This might be the worst fight I've ever seen
— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) February 20, 2016
Even Bellator's budget Joe Rogan, colour commentator Jimmy Smith, a man who's paid to get eceryone excited about the combat action struggled to sell this shit show.
I'm trying guys...I'm trying
— Jimmy Smith (@jimmysmithmma) February 20, 2016
Still need convincing? Check out elite UFC light heavyweight Anthony "Rumble" Johnson's thoughts on the bout.
17 mins of my life I'll never get back... That's that bullshit right there!
— Rumble Johnson (@Anthony_Rumble) February 20, 2016
We know what you're thinking, it couldn't have been that bad, right? Well check out the "knockout" that ended the fight in the third round. Spoiler alert: Kimbo Slice got the victory by gently nudging his opponent across the face causing him to go hurtling to the other side of the cage in exhaustion and come crashing down to the mat.
After having his lights turned out, the 38-year-old was so exhausted that he required an oxygen tank before being carried away in a stretcher.
Dada 5000 carried out on a stretcher #Bellator149 pic.twitter.com/r9ySiHPtpW
— MMA on SiriusXM (@MMAonSiriusXM) February 20, 2016