VIDEO: Want to be as good as Rory McIlroy? Here’s all you need to do

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Rory McIlroy is currently on the hunt for glory at The Players Championship, at Sawgrass. The Northern Irishman is two shots of the lead at TPC following his opening round of 69. The PGA Tour followed McIlroy during his 50-minute practice round to give us a glimpse of what near golfing perfection looks like. 110 shots, including 52 full swings [only six drives], 17 putts and some short pitches. All you need to do, now, is book a round at a course this weekend, show up and hour early and blow your unsuspecting buddies away.