Genius of Ger Loughnane rings true in his believing players 6 months ago

Genius of Ger Loughnane rings true in his believing players

As Pat Spillane famously once said, the viewer is only watching to decide if you're a bollocks, or not a bollocks.

Ger Loughnane could write the book on being called a bollocks. He's past it. Just looking for a rise these days. Hurling has moved on without him. The Sunday Game would be a much better place if they brought in some fresh, bush-beating hurling scientist.


You'd nearly fall into the trap yourself, so convincing is the case they'd make. Disgraceful this, ridiculous that...Outrage is like the outfit of the week nowadays and unfortunately, the touch-me-not clan have enough leverage to infect a nation. Yeah he’s a right auld bollocks isn’t he? A thundering bollocks.

But surely there's more to it than that.

Loughnane is an open book. All the good things and all the bad things in Ger's life are stored deep in the archives of The Sunday Game. This way that way, never on the fence. Just because he doesn't plamás everyone doesn't make him a buffoon, just because he shoots from the lip, doesn't make him clueless.

The man has words at will and hurling is his specialist subject...of course there are going to be punchlines. Sometimes he does, admittedly, come down a bit hard.

'Pure constipated hurling' jumps to mind. Loughnane was remarking about his loyal lieutenant Dalo's Dublin then. The man who spoke about him with such passion way back when, but even more tellingly, still does now.

The wheat is separate from the chaff. Life goes on.

The PC brigade roar all they want, no tomorrows and all that but the noise softens before the Feakle man. Water off a duck's back.

"This thing about criticism, if I criticise somebody," Ger begins at the GAA Hour Live in Ennis, 2018 "and then they come along and turn the thing around, turn from being folders or quitters to winners, I think your admiration is greater for them then, having done that, than team's who were winners from the very start. This has always been my policy..."

Ger has some story to tell. God be with the days.

As our longing for hurling grows by the minute, in this painful rise and strike deprived existence, looking back has become the new floor-filler. Classic games the new match-day. Ger Loughnane, the born again. With a spring in his step, this smooth talking, tracksuit-wearing evangelist has powered his way back into public view and truth be told, he was some detail in his prime.

A hero for Clare people. The Tipp, the Cork, the Limerick, the Kilkenny and the Offaly lads will never forget him either, the unflappable prophet who upset the apple cart and did so with a mischievous grin adorning his face.

The interviews with Tony, Marty and Ger delivered with such articulation and passion, the hair standing on backs of necks.

So great, for young bucks like this one too, who were too young for the summers of '95 and '97. Too consumed in the here and now. Too green to let it all in because no matter what way you look at it, Ger Loughane changed the game.

Back to the start.

Having earned his crust alongside Tipperary great Len Gaynor in Clare, Loughnane came back a second time; a second time with purpose.

"I said this time, I'm going to be ruthless with the thing. I went in the first night and it was after we'd been beaten in the League by Tipp, I said to one lad 'You pulled out of that challenge last Sunday," he says.

"Jesus, they were all looking at me because nobody has said this before.

"I just wish somebody had said that to me when I was playing that you backed down, you pulled out, because when that's pointed out to you, that's a test of your character then, you'll say to yourself, I'll show that fella, I won't back down again.

"That was the basis of the change-over in Clare. Everyone became totally honest about it - I don't mean playing badly - everybody plays badly sometimes, but backing down, it's inexcusable..."

Under Ger Loughnane, Clare learned never to back down. The training sessions, the character building under Ger, Mike Mc and co. is almost legendary at this stage but for Jamesie O'Connor; golden boy of a golden era, there was much more to it than manic madness.

"Like all the great managers, he had that charisma, that intelligence. He had that sense of what to say, when to say it. He was a psychologist, there's no two ways about it. Like, he never let you get ahead of yourself at any time, you might have been feeling over-confident or whatever, and he might have a comment to chop you at your knees," he tells SportsJOE.

"He was exceptional. Nobody else would have got out of that team what he did. Probably his biggest achievement with that team was convincing us that it could be done...sometimes though, the training and the madness and all that side of it, I feel could have been over-played I mean, Ger was a hurling genius - the quality of his hurling, the quality of his training and the speed he got our hurling to, was unreal really," added Jamesie.

Ollie Baker talks about the "excellent reading of the game." "He had an excellent understanding of when a player was hot, if a defender was under pressure and that...There was a difference between if Considine or Mike Mc came in with a message, and if Loughnane did - one was you were getting it from the very top, the other important, but maybe not the most important," he said on The GAA Hour.

Anthony Daly was a guest on A Hurler's Life recently, and he clearly holds his old mentor in the highest regard.

"I think Loughnane was a sports psychologist in his own right, he could have been anything in life anyway I believe..."

"I have to say, Ger took it to another level. He was a savage in training, he went through you, he savaged you and then the Tuesday night before the game 'Aw Dalo, I never saw you looking so fit. They don't know who to put on you, you'd destroy any of them...Aw a genius, before his time. We were very lucky..."

Never mind your constipated hurling.

Davy Fitz settled a number of scores in his memoir At All Costs, but you still sense he sees the goodness in Ger Loughnane. A man whose straight-talking Davy admires.

But we'll leave the last word to Conor Moore, the Loughnane impersonator who tells the best story of all.

"When I met him he just came up and he sat down and he goes 'Jeez you’re making a cunt of me ha?' and I was like 'Huh?'

"He says, 'What sort of stuff do you have me at at all? Out there in Thailand the whole lot.'

"I said to him “Aw I hope you don’t mind, I says, sure it’s a bit of craic..."

"And he goes 'I hope you make millions. Keep it up,'

Maybe not that much of a bollocks after all.