We really don’t know what the hell is going on here.
Neil Lennon must’ve been praying for penalties if this is what Bolton’s attacking threat was throwing up in their FA Cup fourth round replay and his prayers were answered as Eidur Gudjohnsen stepped up to fire Wanderers ahead in the second period.
But Dorian Dervite saw his name in lights in the first half at the Macron Stadium as the ball rolled teasingly to him 25 yards from the Liverpool goal.
The only problem was that he saw those lights over on the sideline somewhere.
This could definitely be the worst effort ever because, not only does he miss the target by a good 40 yards but it’s so tame that we don’t actually know if he was really shooting. Truly bizarre.