Dejan Lovren is error-ridden, George Boyd is a bloody workhorse and Sergio Aguero didn’t get nominated for a PFA award (what?).
The statistics for the Premier League season are here in black and white and there’s no hiding place from them.
Sky Sports released the stats for the whole campaign and they make for fascinating reading.
Christian Benteke is the king of the skies, Eden Hazard and Cesc Fabregas are masters of the ball and Jason Shackell and Ashley Williams are unsung heroes at the back.
We don’t need to dress these up in any way, there’s no arguing with facts.
And here’s everything you need to know from the 38-game season just passed.
Minutes played
John Terry (Chelsea) – 3420
Aaron Creswell (West Ham) – 3420
Tom Heaton (Burnley) – 3420
Goals scored
Sergio Aguero (Man City) – 26
Harry Kane (Tottenham) – 21
Diego Costa (Chelsea) – 20
Goals from outside the box
Christian Eriksen (Tottenham) – 6
Yaya Toure (Man City) – 5
Jason Puncheon (Crystal Palace) – 4
Shots
Sergio Aguero (Man City) – 115
Graziano Pelle (Southampton) – 99
Harry Kane (Tottenham) – 81
Assists
Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea) – 18
Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 11
Chances created
Eden Hazard (Chelsea) – 101
Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea) – 95
David Silva (Man City) – 93
Successful passes
Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea) – 2336
Yaya Toure (Man City) – 2144
Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 2109
Successful crosses
Kieran Trippier (Burnley) – 92
Stewart Downing (West Ham) – 83
Jesus Navas (Man City) – 62
Dribbles completed
Eden Hazard (Chelsea) – 180
Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal) – 115
Philippe Coutinho (Liverpool) – 109
Clearances
Jason Shackell (Burnley) – 436
Ashley Williams (Swansea) – 372
Phil Jagielka (Everton) – 371
Interceptions
Jose Fonte (Southampton) – 119
Ashley Williams (Swansea) – 101
Wes Morgan (Leicester) – 96
Blocks
Jason Shackell (Burnley) – 49
Wes Morgan (Leicester) – 47
Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) – 39
Tackles
Nemanja Matic (Chelsea) – 129
Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton) – 115
George Boyd (Burnley) – 114
Clean sheets
Joe Hart (Man City) – 14
Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea) – 13
Fraser Forster (Southampton) – 13
Simon Mignolet (Liverpool) – 13
Saves
Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea) – 137
Robert Green (QPR) – 132
Adrian (West Ham) – 129
Clear chances missed
Graziano Pelle (Southampton) – 17
Sergio Aguero (Man City) – 16
Charlie Austin (QPR) – 16
Yellow cards
Lee Cattermole (Sunderland) – 14
Jack Colback (Newcastle) – 12
Own goals
Nedum Onuoha (QPR) – 2
Wes Morgan (Leicester) – 2
Aerial duels won
Christian Benteke (Aston Villa) – 188
Graziano Pelle (Southampton) – 177
Jason Shackell (Burnley) – 170
Errors leading to shots (outfield players)
Dejan Lovren (Liverpool) – 7
Gareth Barry (Everton) – 5
Jack Colback (Newcastle) – 5
Offsides
Christian Benteke (Aston Villa) – 36
Romelu Lukaku (Everton) – 36
Charlie Austin (QPR) – 35
Fouls conceded
Ashley Barnes (Burnley) – 74
Graziano Pelle (Southampton) – 70
Victor Wanyama (Southampton) – 68
Fouls won
Eden Hazard (Chelsea) – 113
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) – 94
Sadio Mane (Southampton) – 76
Penalties won
David Silva (Man City) – 4
Victor Anichebe (West Brom) – 3
Eden Hazard (Chelsea) – 3
Distance covered
Scott Arfield (Burnley) – 429.7km
George Boyd (Burnley) – 429.2km
Christian Eriksen (Tottenham) – 427.8km
Sprints
George Boyd (Burnley) – 2587
Scott Arfield (Burnley) – 2532
Ahmed Elmohamady (Hull) – 2241
