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Published 18:01 26 Apr 2015 BST
Updated 18:05 26 Apr 2015 BST
David Ospina: Spear
Hector Bellerin: Bolt
Per Mertesacker: Friendly
Laurent Koscielny: Baller
Nacho Monreal: Smart
Francis Coquelin: Unnecessary
Aaron Ramsey: Inconsistent
Santi Cazorla: Balance
Alexis Sanchez: Attention
Olivier Giroud: Crowded
Mesut Ozil: Worried
Subs
Danny Welbeck: Uninspiring
Theo Walcott: Ego
Thibaut Courtois: Sheltered
Branislav Ivanovic: Prisonerless
Gary Cahill: Relentless
John Terry: Celebrations
Cesar Azpilicueta: Calm
Cesc Fabregas: Conductor
Nemanja Matic: Drago
Ramires: Waste
William: Sanchez
Oscar: Torpedoed
Eden Hazard: Porn
Subs
Didier Drogba: Moleman
Kurt Zouman: Mourinho
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