PIC: Kilmarnock players will be fined for p**sing in the shower and calling the manager “Lockie”

Without rules, society falls apart.

That's probably the rationale behind Gary Locke's ruling with an iron fist when he spots a lack of flip-flops. The new Kilmarnock boss has quite the list of activities that will not be tolerated under his watchful eye at Rugby Park. A cheeky wee in the shower will set the weaker bladders back a tenner, as will referring to the manager as "Lockie." The harshest fines come when Killie players miss a function or a team day out when they will be a whopping £100 out of pocked. The photographer isn't the biggest stickler for clarity so, for the benefit of all, here's the list in full. Late – £10 No Flip Flops – £10 Kit in Wrong Baskets – £10 Left Kit on Training Pitch – £10 Dirty Gear At Lunch – £10 Late For Treatment – £30 Fines Not Paid on Time – DOUBLED No Show on Team Days Out – £100 Not Reporting Injuries – £20 Non Arrival Without Contact With Team Manager/Physio – £50 Non Arrival at Functions – £100 Pissing In The Shower – £10 No Show For Lunch – £20 Not Wearing Heart Rate Monitor – £10 Not Returning Heart Rate Monitor – £10 No Phones or Papers In The Physio Room – £10 Leave Boots In The Dry Room – £10 Calling Gaffer Lockie – £10 Not Signing Items In The Dressing Room – £10 Mobile Ringing In The Dressing Room – £10 H/t to TalkingBaws