Finally, a ludicrous football accumulator story with a happy ending.
We realise that whenever we give you a football accumulator story with the Simpsons screenshot treatment, it usually ends in tears.
How cruel! How close! Oh man, he really deserves something for such a ballsy bet. Unfortunately, nearly never won the race, nor was it ever the final bet in a huge accumulator.
Apologies if you know of any horses, greyhounds or indeed, humans called ‘Nearly’ who you’ve actually won money betting on. That would be news to us.
Sickener https://t.co/p4gEWpQ4zb
— SportsJOE (@SportsJOEdotie) April 8, 2017
Well, be prepared to replace that sympathy you usually harbour for punters with a healthy dollop of good old fashioned begrudgery.
This fucker got lucky. This fucker didn’t expect this long shot to come off. This fucker… well, he’s a fucker, but a lucky fucker nonetheless.
All three games were high-scoring affairs with Crawley and Carlisle sharing the spoils of a 3-3 draw, Hibernian falling victim to an 86th minute own goal to lose 3-2 to Aberdeen and Chelsea’s 4-2 win over Tottenham Hotspur securing them a spot in the FA Cup final.
Of course, all six teams scored in both halves… fucker!
Jesus pic.twitter.com/CE0LM8Psun
— Lewis (@LewisElli0t) April 22, 2017
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