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17th Oct 2017

Denmark fans are far too happy about getting Ireland in the World Cup playoffs

They don't think very highly of us

Conan Doherty

Wow.

Okay, okay, we all got a little excited ourselves. Well, in fairness, when it came down to two teams left in the hat for us to draw, it was a 50/50 chance that we’d end up with a trip to Rome and the task of denying Italy a World Cup spot for the first time since 1958.

So it was Denmark or Italy and we were relieved it wasn’t latter.

And, yes, sure, fine, we might’ve even transformed that relief to sheer joy in the moments that followed.

But we’re heading to Copenhagen with a chance of making Russia and, most importantly, we don’t have to play Croatia to get there.

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When the draw was made though, it wasn’t just the Irish who were celebrating.

Christ no, they were toasting Fernando Hierro in Scandinavia too.

The analysis

“Will be a dirty game against Ireland. They’re not exactly choirboys.”

Something about an EM88 and a VM90 but then… “They are a team that concedes many free kicks and almost never shoot at goal.”

The celebrations

“I saw the Wales-Ireland game and if we can’t beat Ireland, we don’t deserve to go to the World Cup.”

“Ireland will be a manageable opponent.”

“It was Ireland. Denmark ends (?) out. Have the tools for this meeting.”

“Ireland. Easy.”

The worst of them all.

“Ireland will be fun. Festive. And a World Cup ticket. It has to be.”

The balance

“Would rather have had the north but ok.”

“Ireland over the two matches is an absolutely fine litmus test on whether Denmark has a national team that deserves a place at the World Championships.”

The fear

Not everyone was happy.

“Ireland, shit. The worst draw, if you ask me.”

The beauty of Ireland is that, whilst we don’t claim to be amazing even amongst ourselves, nobody really knows why we can dig out such results and yet we do. We do it far too often.

That, in itself, is enough to fear.

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