Alexis Sanchez’s Instagram work is one of the most curious things on the internet. Certainly it stands alone, even in the often bizarre world of professional sports people on social media.
There’s the usual things you find on anyone’s Instagram like pictures of cute dogs
https://instagram.com/p/0DWpDTC6Z6/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And the dog wearing funny clothes and a hat. It’s funny because it’s a dog. But he’s wearing things that normally humans would wear. And he doesn’t know the difference
https://instagram.com/p/0GyIW0i6Ty/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
https://instagram.com/p/zE6_fZi6WS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
But then it goes a bit weird
https://instagram.com/p/xeHTlni6Sk/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
There’s the vaguely sexually ambiguous gym shots
https://instagram.com/p/zwsvqii6c1/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And the time he went on a yacht
https://instagram.com/p/qbvR5qC6SS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And the one that would look good on his online dating profile
https://instagram.com/p/qKlX47C6fN/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And then there’s the high shorts
https://instagram.com/p/svCVqsi6dv/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
So many high shorts
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And then there’s some motivational speeches
https://instagram.com/p/zyRhOGi6fi/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And the time he went on holiday with his dog
https://instagram.com/p/htPTYDi6dy/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
There’s the occassional famous face or two
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https://instagram.com/p/WzXYLqi6dV/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And more high shorts
https://instagram.com/p/css_HJC6Ze/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And more topless pics
https://instagram.com/p/0NDTLOi6XV/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
Not sure why he’s topless here
https://instagram.com/p/q0FoXtC6WQ/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
And some shaving shots, obviously
https://instagram.com/p/zXNGaFC6X0/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
Did he ever tell you about the time he healed a horse?
https://instagram.com/p/m979LxC6U5/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
Or the time he auditioned for the Godfather?
https://instagram.com/p/o84fz3i6eK/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
But really he just loves dogs. That’s the real message here
https://instagram.com/p/0xuD-aC6Q4/?taken-by=alexis_officia1
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