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Published 22:15 25 Jan 2016 GMT
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40 years after it all began Rocky has returned again, only this time he's passing the torch onto another underdog with his own point to prove. Creed is a film which not only pays its respects to the original, but is a brilliant achievement in film-making as a stand-alone movie.
The $29,632,823 it grossed in its opening weekend while going up against the popcorn devouring behemoth The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part II is a testament to that.
However, we're aware that the introduction of a new protagonist and director may leave people skeptical about whether Creed belongs in the series or not. To convert the doubters, we've decided to scientifically prove its merits as a Rocky film.
Violence
These are boxing films after all and while the drama is required to keep the plot progressing, you can't forget about all that macho combat that acts as the climax to every film in the franchise.
We've totted up all the screen time devoted to fighting, which includes competitive boxing in the ring, street brawls and in the case of Rocky Balboa, the computer simulated bout between Mason Dixon and Balboa.
In terms of pure violence, comes out on top with 14:28 minutes of screen time devoted to fighting. takes second spot with 12:92, is our bronze-medalist with 12:29. Coming in at a respectable fourth place is with 12:19 followed by (10:37), (10:08) and finally (9:51) whose wooden spoon position isn't surprising considering our hero was in his 50s.
Another fan favourite testosterone-driven hallmark are the training sequences in which we see the all the hard work that shapes our hero into a killer, whether that involves catching chickens in , homoerotic beach races in or aggressive wood chopping in the fourth film.
Again, takes fourth spot in this category (8:32) behind our top three (10:06), (8:43) and the original (8:35). Then we have (7:52) and trailing way behind in the bottom two we find number five (3:05) and Balboa which dedicated a paltry 2:32 to "building hurting bombs".
The sole area in which was the victor was the amount of on screen knockouts with 17. Then in descending order we have (14), (9), (7), (3) and the first two in joint last with just the one KO apiece.
After adding together all the screen time dedicated to heartfelt scenes with love interests, child and parent figures, was proven to have the most heart in the film series. The first sequel contained 42:58 of all this mushy stuff, trouncing (31:30) and the original (28:54) who came in second and third respectively.
There was little to choose between (26:06) and (25:46), while Rocky IV (8:34) and III (7:15) very much kept the focus on the fighting.
Admittedly, the fourth film might have figured higher if we had included the heavily implied (and incredibly unsettling) romantic relationship between Paulie and the robot butler.
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What the hell was that about?
That's right, even Rocky had a montage. In fact, all seven of them had at least one. It will come as a surprise to absolutely no one that the fourth film AKA Rocky Balboa ends the Cold War was the most montage-heavy by some distance.
Dedicating a whopping 16:50 to montages alone, it absolutely annihilated our runner-up (11:53). Then in descending order we have (10:02), (8:43), (6:26), (5:42) and 's budget constraints could only afford them a measly five minutes worth of montages.
Another trademark of the franchise is showing us scenes or snippets of scenes we've already seen from either a previous film or the one we're currently watching... just in case all those blows Rocky takes to the head have somehow affected your memory as well.
As expected, the most original is the original with 100% new scenes... obviously. takes the second spot with an impressively low 0:41 just edging out (0:46). As you can see from the unmistakable "Cone of Derivativeness" below, it goes (3:04), (3:18), (5:19) and languishing in last place is (5:46).
stays true to the spirit of Rocky with its heartfelt emotional drama, high-octane pugilism and it's music blaring, jump-rope skipping, "we're going to beat the Russians" asserting (no wait, that's the fourth one) motivational montages.
However, there is certainly a lot of room for improvement for . If whoever's tasked with the challenge can make the sequel even more violent than , make it tug at your heartstrings more than and have absolutely none of the elements they introduced for the fifth monstrosity, then we can all let out a cathartic "Yo Adrian, we done it!". The underdog will have upset the odds again.Jake Paul has surprisingly gracious take on Katie Taylor Croke Park bout
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