A combination of the best things from the two best sports in the world? Sounds great.
Football is an incredible sport. An absolutely wonderful world in which, for 90 minutes, only one thing matters.
Everything else is forgotten about, and we can tune out the real world until the ref blows the final whistle.
But it’s not perfect. The beautiful game is not without its flaws. To improve the sport that we love, we’re going all the way to the NBA to handpick the best things from the amazing sport of basketball, and imagining life with these rules in football.
1) Playoffs
Having a playoff is a great way of finding out who is the very best team. The way it works in the NBA is that the teams are divided into two conferences, the East and the West, and whoever comes first in the East, plays whoever comes eighth. Second vs seventh and so on.
It leads to a number of exciting games, creating tense rivalries and excellent match-ups, and it normally results in the best team winning the league. If it were to have happened in the Premier League this year, we would have seen Chelsea play Southampton, Spurs play Everton, United play City, and Liverpool play Arsenal. Tell me you wouldn’t want to see that.
2) Trash-talk
Come on. Everyone loves it. We all get a bit excited when Jose Mourinho comes out and slams Wenger in a press conference, and who could forget Rafa Benitez’ infamous “fact” rant back in 2008? It gets people talking, and it creates a buzz.
This is a regular occurrence in the NBA, and not only that, the players engage in it a lot more. When confronted with questions after a good game, football players take the conservative approach, going straight into PR mode and citing the brilliant coaching and brilliant team effort. NBA players, not so much…
It helps that NBA players are contractually obligated to talk to reporters, and reporters are allowed into the changing rooms. So naturally, people tend to speak their mind, and it’s fantastic.
Also, the cocky personalities lead to some amazing on court action. Take a look at Kobe Bryant betting $500,000 on him scoring a free throw with three seconds left in the game. Imagine someone did that with a penalty in football? Take note footballers.
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3) All-Star weekend
A date marked in the calendar of every basketball fan, All-Star weekend is always an amazing spectacle. It’s actually insane that this has never been done in the premier league.
The format would be as follows: The teams from the North of England would pick their best 11, as would the teams from the South, and they would play one game. And it would be really, really cool. Can you imagine if they did this a few years ago and Roy Keane and Steven Gerrard played in midfield alongside each other? Even if it was only once a year, it would be so worth having.
4) Back-court violation
Okay, this one would probably be a bit mad. But my God, it would be fun. In case you’re unfamiliar with this rule, it is that once you enter into your opposition’s half in basketball, you can’t go back to your own.
Imagine this was the case in football. Chaos would ensue, and it would be bloody brilliant. I’m not suggesting they should introduce it for Premier League games, but maybe just give it a tester in a friendly. The results would be priceless.
5) The comradery
This is the most beautiful thing about basketball. Have you ever seen a guy go down injured in an NBA game? I wouldn’t be surprised if you haven’t, because his team-mates have him picked up off the ground before you could even get a chance to.
Or if a player misses a free throw, the other four lads on the court are high-fiving him so quickly that you’d have to wonder if they even saw whether or not the shot went in.
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It’s a really nice thing, and it would look just as good in the Premier League.
6) The time-outs
Please Premier League, we need more stoppages. There’s nothing better than a good momentum killer ten times a half… Of course we’re messing.
You can keep them.
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