Cancel the plumber because the leaks have stopped.
Now ignore that terrible joke and embrace the OFFICIAL Manchester United kit for the 2015/16 season.
At midnight, adidas released a rousing video to unveil United’s home kit for the upcoming campaign with the theme of breaking expectations.
The rich history of the Red Devils screams through the screen with clips of some of United’s greatest achievements interspersed with modern players wielding the trident associated with the club.
If you love a Manc accent and a classic Phil Jones gurn then you’ll love this video even if you don’t support United but it will be fans of Louis van Gaal’s side that will truly appreciate the clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P7O69GuCII
The club has released a long-sleeved home jersey that, in the words of a man greater than us, has more layers than a Charlie Kaufman film.