Imagine turning up at five-a-side on a Tuesday night only to see this quintet of players warming up.
Arturo Vidal is the latest footballer to offer up his dream five-a-side team to UEFA.com and it’s enough to give goalkeepers night terrors.
The Bayern Munich midfielder named three club teammates in the side with free-scoring Robert Lewandowski starting up front, free-kick phenom David Alaba as the only defender and Manuel Neuer, who bloody loves a dribble, in goal.
The other two places were left for two of the greatest players of all time with Ballon d’Or tug-of-war competitors Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi having done enough to earn the nod.