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First things first, let's think about the weather. Which of these conditions do you prefer playing your football in?

Sunshine, nearly all year round.

Binning it down, nearly all year round.

Cold, sometimes even snowy.

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Which of these iconic midfielders would you like to play alongside?

Paul Scholes

Zinedine Zidane

Ronaldinho

Kevin Horlock

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To what extent does playing Champions League football every year matter to you?

It's everything. I have to play Champions League.

The occasional run in the Europa League would be quite nice.

I prefer mid-table mediocrity and the occasional relegation scrap.

Playing in it every year is great, even if the team I play find new ways to not win it on a regular basis.

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How much do you value hearing constructive criticism of your performances from Graeme Souness on a regular basis?

Very much. He's helped me improve enormously.

I don't. I can't wait to never watch Sky Sports ever again.

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Ideally, what's important to you when choosing where to live?

That it's near spectacular countryside, maybe even mountains.

A beach. I love being near the sea.

Famous landmarks and culture.

A dysfunctional airport with 7-hour waits at bag claims.

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Are you the kind of person who is open to trying new things, or do you stick to what you're good at?

I'm open to trying new things.

I stick with what I know I'm good at.

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How do you like your club owners?

Charismatic businessmen

Parasitic only-in-it-for-the-money Americans who rarely leave Tampa

Rulers of wealthy states with questionable human rights records

Very handsome former footballers

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You've got an eye for a pass. Which of these legendary strikers would you most like to play through on goal?

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Ronaldo

Alessandro Del Piero

Thierry Henry

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What's more important to you in life?

Making more money than I, or the next three generations of my family, could ever spend.

Winning stuff. I'm a footballer - that's what it's about.

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What do you think of this man's choice of career path?

Treacherous.

I admire it. Real winners put club loyalties aside.

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What kind of manager do you most enjoy playing for?

One with an obsessive eye for detail who might not get on with my agent.

A manager who sometimes prioritises results over style.

One I'll not get attached to as they'll likely be sacked by the owners within 6 months.

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How fond are you of the #Pogback thing you did?

It seemed like a good idea at the time but I wish we'd not bothered now.

Very. These big announcement videos always seem to work out well.

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Finally, pick a favourite colour.

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