Porto's new away jersey could actually be the worst piece of knitwear of all time 4 years ago

Porto's new away jersey could actually be the worst piece of knitwear of all time

For starters, it's brown.

Secondly, it's got random stripes of light blue placed horrendously through it.

Finally, it's sh*t. No, it actually looks like sh*t.

You know the kind: the one that comes after a bad curry and a pint of Guinness.

Who'd have thought that different shades of brown wouldn't work for a football top?

Well, FC Porto have gone for it - by God, they have gone for it - and unveiled this bad boy today. Emphasis on the bad.

#SemIgual. We know what you're thinking, this must be #WorstJerseyEver but it actually isn't. It's even better.

Translated from Portuguese, sem igual means 'like no other'.

They've definitely gotten that right anyway.