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28th May 2015
08:44pm BST

Wifi issues but have 1st try. @acuthbert11 saunters over after some delicate interchange from backs #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
After Rodrigo Capo Ortega was forced off early on, his replacement was summed up perfectly.
Ortega off after a nasty blow. Hines comes on with demeanour of a bouncer eyeing a stag party. Bang up for it #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Whoomph! @IrishRugby flood breakdown with frankly barbaric intensity. Like Vikings who use Dumbbells Still 5-0 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
The genius was even trying to score a few bob out of the amount of time that Ireland had spent around in the Barbarians 22.
Screw being turned. Ireland camped in #Baabaas 5m. Any longer & it's a council tax bill #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
The volume of Irish scrums was beginning to get to him.
Another scrum. Like kissing that Auntie at Christmas, have to tolerate it. 5-0 after 15 #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
The rain is pouring down but so is the black nectar in the stands #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
All I can say as it rains is thank God Cliff Richard isn't here. He'd be singing by now. 5-7 #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
.@jamieheaslip is getting through lot of work. Imagine a Duracell bunny that doesn't skip leg day. 5-7 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Game is stop start currently due to rain. Fair play though, they'd be coming off at Lords #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Chuckle Brothers stuff from #Baabaas. To you, to me. Good hit from Gilroy ends the probing. 5-7. 29 gone #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
This doozy was our personal favourite.
Mikautadze takes a knock. Now there's a bloke who'd make a marvellous Bond villain. #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Yellow for McGrath. Not sure why. Might have suggested kicking for goal. #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
#Baabaas power forward. Slippery ball ends the party again. Bloody nature #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
This doozy was our personal favourite.
.@IrishRugby would you like a loyalty card? Makes sense with all these return visits to our 22! Relentless #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Halftime - refuel, re-energise & stay physical. Oh & give it to the wingers #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited pic.twitter.com/p8WnDLZWGC
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
You'll be happy to hear that the hilarity continued right into the second half.
Moet! Rokocoko with a marvellous no look pass. With flair like that, he should be in interior design #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Leinster score! Whoops, I mean #Baabaas. Very sharp chip, chase & gather from Kirchner. A thing of beauty 10-7 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Old metronome himself Gopperth adds extras. No surprise. He's Jonny Wilkinson with a Kiwi accent 12-7 #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
It wasn't all gold. But even when it wasn't, it was respectable silver.
More magic from David Smith. Real handy hands. Agreed, worst pun of 2015. Guilty. #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Dainty dink comes to http://t.co/vjV2rpRcdr defence real deal so far unlike Man U shirt I bought in Hong Kong. #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Tejerizo is prowling around like caged bear in sinbin Keep fingers away from cage kids He's dangerous 12-7. 49 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
We have the sneaking suspicion that he's a fan of David Smith.
The David Smith Express Train just barrelled forward yet again He doesn't tire, I'll cramp before him #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
He was having such fun that he was even beginning to apologise for some Baa Baa's scores.
Yeah so sorry about this but we just kicked 3 points. I know, I know not entertaining. 15-7 #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Ireland kick to touch after scrum pen.Props will say they know what for. They don't. Nobody ever does #Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Adam Jones is tackling hard & with real hunger. Like a puppy after a call of "Walkies!" 15-7. 60. Baabaas #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
The Bond-villain gag reared it's brilliant head once more.
Mikautadze of future dangling James Bond off bridge fame trucks up powerfully. Top talent. Future Bond villain #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
More rib cracking defence from #Baabaas. Don't actually have defence coach so not sure how this has happened #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
But he gave the Irish side credit where it was due.
Three minutes left & @IrishRugby throwing kitchen sink, bath &sofa at it Back into 22 Reward points racking up #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Try! Well deserved for Ireland. Volume of domestic appliances joining kitchen sink swung it. Con added. 22-21 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Clock ticking. #Baabaas attacking deep in Irish 22. Several breathing through a straw now. FULL TIME 22-21 #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) May 28, 2015
Phenomenal. Absolutely bloody phenomenal.