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Published 16:10 11 Jan 2015 GMT
Updated 17:06 11 Jan 2015 GMT

To Totti's credit, he didn't use a "selfie stick". If he had used one of those contraptions, his reputation may have been tarnished forever. That would have been an act worse than if he had ripped off his shirt, laid it out in the centre of the pitch then squatted down and evacuated his bowels all over the crest.