No-one wants to see the goals. No-one cares if Melbourne City beat Brisbane Roar. No-one wants to watch football anymore. Right?
What you really want is a goalkeeper slipping on his backside in inexplicable fashion and tossing the ball beneath his own legs.
Well, you're going to love what we have in store for you.
Jamie Young, remember that name. Is he the old Aldershot 'keeper? Is he the one who made that save? No, no, he's the one who fell over and nutmegged himself.
If you think you're having a bad day, check out this bit of madness from Friday morning's A-League contest between Brisbane and Melbourne.
