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10th August 2015
04:06pm BST

Okay, so you're not the party type, Roy.
How about, to celebrate your special day, we take a look back at your most intimidating moments instead?
In addition to being one of the best midfielders of his generation, and one of the best Irish players ever, Keane is a complex and polarising figure.
He's also possibly the most intimidating footballer in recent memory, we could probably have chosen his 44 most intimidating moments, but we know you are busy people.
"I put the gloves on and I said that if they could get the ball past me I’d give them a thousand pounds each but, if they missed, they’d have to give me a hundred. Eight or nine players lined up, and I knew that Craig and the other goalkeepers were pissed off with it. They didn’t even look at my goalkeeping skills.We're not surprised Roy was still the best player in training when he was a manager, but being the best goalkeeper too is just taking the p***."They just did their stretches. I tipped a few on to the bar, on to the post, and I kept a clean sheet. I won eight hundred quid off the players – I could have lost eight grand. I was trying to generate a bit of banter, but I’d embarrassed, and maybe belittled, the goalkeepers. I hadn’t meant to. "But I didn’t think the keeper should be beaten from 25 or 30 yards. I think I lost Craig for a few weeks, and maybe longer, because of that."
"Pass the f***ing ball forward," Keane screamed at Rio after he made his first pass in training. Ferdinand added: "I looked at him, his face all contorted, and he goes: 'It's f***ing easy going sideways, pass it forward.'"
Dwight Yorke got similar treatment four years earlier. The striker arrived for £12.9million from Aston Villa, and Keane wasn't long about testing his ability.
Yorke failed to control a deliberately overhit pass from Keane in his first training session. "Cantona used to kill them," Keane sneered.
In other words, I don't care about your transfer fee, you'll never be as good as the player we had before.
Imagine that for a first day at a new job.
"After one game, he asked our kit manager if he can get the tactics board," it reads in Yorke's autobiography. "'Sure', he said. The board goes up. And Keano takes a running jump and smashes it over with a kung fu kick. "He screamed at Danny Collins. 'Never come and ask me for a contract again.' And then the captain, Dean Whitehead, is next. 'Captain? Captain? Some f***ing captain you'."Keane didn't confirm the story in his own autobiography, but he did reveal he texted Yorke to tell him to "go f*** yourself".
"I didn't ask you to wait, did I?" Keane shot back. "I looked him straight in the eye. He was a bully, who didn't like it when the boot was on the other foot... He backed off."
When Mick McCarthy got involved, telling Keane he was out of order, the Corkman told him to: "Go f*** yourself."
He would end up saying worse to McCarthy, a lot worse.
"I walked into Steve’s (Coppell) office. Wally Downes was there, and their director of football, Nick Hammond. Kevin Dillon was sitting down. I go, ‘Well done, lads – well done.’ Wally was right in front of me, and I said, ‘Wally, do you always shake players’ hands after you’ve just beaten them?’ And he goes, ‘Yeah, Roy – yeah, yeah.’ And, as I was talking to Wally, Kevin Dillon stood up, and goes, ‘Don’t you come in here and—’ I grabbed him, got his head on the table, pulled his tie up. ‘I’m fuckin’ warning you—’ Nick Hammond grabbed me. ‘What are you doing?!’ ‘You f***in’—’ ‘Get out of our office!’ I went, ‘F*** yis, anyway.’ Dillon said, ‘What are you having a go at me for? I’m a Sunderland man.’ I went, ‘F*** you.’ And I walked out."
"Mick, you're a liar... you're a f***ing wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a f***ing wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks." - Roy Keane, Saipan, 2002.Keane still claims it was his choice to leave the Ireland squad in 2002, but disputes Ferguson's version of the team meeting that led to his exit from United in 2005. Keane said the incident that led to the confrontation, the MUTV interview where he criticised the performance of certain United players, was blown out of proportion, and the players hadn't told him that they'd any problem with him. Would you?"You as well gaffer. We need f***ing more from you. We need a bit more, gaffer. We’re slipping behind other teams." - Roy Keane, Manchester, 2005. "It was unbelievable. He slaughtered everyone. Darren Fletcher got it, Alan Smith. Van der Sar. Roy was taking them all down. I told him 'What you did in that interview was a disgrace, a joke. Criticising your team-mates and wanting that to go out.... What I noticed about him that day as I was arguing with him was that his eyes started to narrow, almost to wee black beads. It was frightening to watch. And I'm from Glasgow." - Alex Ferguson on Roy Keane's rant.
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*First published in 2015, when Keane was a spry 44.