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Published 20:48 17 Sept 2015 BST

"I want to pay a pizza. But my players don't want pizza and maybe don't love pizza." "I said: 'When we make a clean sheet I pay for everyone to have a pizza'. Maybe they are waiting for me to say a good dinner instead." “I told them a clean sheet, I will pay a pizza to everyone but maybe they wait for me to improve with: 'OK a pizza and a hot-dog'!”It sounds a like a bargain too good to be true. Now if only our junior coach had thought of something like that we may not have conceded 38 goals in one season. If only.